They were waiting for a chance to get away with this joke and they found it
*hears intro to Sugar We’re Going Down* … *runs into room* AM I MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET *kicks wall* I’VE BEEN DYING TO TELL YOU ANYTHING *punches chair* YOU WANNA HEAR *throws table* COS THAT’S JUST WHO I AM THIS WEEK
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated
this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are
people that walk slow in the hallway should walk slow in the middle of traffic too
I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.”
and he was like, “What’s a uterus?”
Why Tumblr should(n’t) have kids
Je me suis pissé dessus.
Click here for more of Jon Stewart’s coverage of the recent House Committee on Science, Space and Technology hearing.
is he wearing a “u mad bro” shirt?
why does this random house have 300 notes i hate hipsters -___-
i’ve just been informed this is the home skrillex was born in. i profusely apologize for the mistake
|—||someone who’s about to win an argument (via literatechick)|