arqueete:

*dramatically closes 2006 flip phone*

retardationmotivation:

pcaradactyl:

raise your hand if you’ve ever had to explain what “shipping” is

bigstupidbaby:

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better 

arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr